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maliciousmelons:

They say whoever smelt it dealt it so technically this weed is yours officer

ive been just bombarding this boy with cheesy lines like ‘if you were a bogey id pick you first’ and all he’s said is ‘please. stop.’ and ‘loser’ god i love this dumbass

i’m so tired all the time and i know its cus im working over 16 hours a week on the weekends on top of taking 4 a levels and volunteering and its not fair i really shouldnt have to work this much its not fucking fair

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taylulz:

I feel like this isn’t the first time he’s done this

taylulz:

I feel like this isn’t the first time he’s done this

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maureensowerbutts replied to your post: my mom is staying out every night unti…

mate ring childline or something because that’s really not on

nah im not gonna do that like my brothers have no problem with it cus she brings them food during the day and they get to play fifa all night if they want. but like obviously theyre not being parented or cooked for or anything man and its just not right. there’s not much i can do though :/

my mom is staying out every night until thursday at her boyfriends, and has been since friday

i have a 13 year old brother and a 15 year old brother and theyre literally left alone all night most nights of the week

she sees nothing wrong with this???? neglect???

peaceful scenes with my human and non-human baes after a hectic fun night. I love you jasmine<3

Me sexting my English girl

Me: what we finna do later
Girl: oi im gonna gobble your knob and bollocks

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worstcats:

Let’s face it this cat is ugly. It’s all glistening and foldy, which are two things I don’t like cats to be.

queen-of-fallen-angels:

hallowtardis:

I SWEAR. ORLANDO BLOOM IS JUST HIRED TO LOOK HOT AND MAKE HILARIOUS FACES IN THE BACKGROUND

Was worth the money.

(Source: rouxx)