sex is literally either putting your body part in someone else’s or the other way round if u think about it its weird its like inserting a disk or plugging in something idk weird

akupitiyo:

thehomoguys:

i’m proud of the ask i just sent

i’m proud of the fact that you’re 16 and you still remember the postman pat theme tune tbh

#neverforget

i’m proud of the ask i just sent

hnnibals replied to your post: tomorrow i can do a bad thing that will make me…

bad thing yeah?

i want to but it makes me a terrible person. i’m going to try and avoid the situation altogether to be honest.

(Source: lesliecrusher)

why does the spec make finding the fucking centre of mass sound so complicated you literally just hang string twice and mark the crossing points thats literally all it fucking is

tomorrow

i can do a bad thing that will make me feel good but have bad repercussions

or i can do a good thing and feel less good and not have repercussions

jared padalecki in the supernatural gag reel → season six

also i have 3 exams tomorrow so i don’t finish until 4.30 that’s it that’s the joke

frankie boyle does crass jokes that people fucking hate right but he literally does that to shock people and he knows theyll be up in arms, if you actually see what he says then its all about helping injustices and he gets really pissed when you call him racist because he’s like not and idk how to explain what i’m trying to say tbh???

i promise u guys

i handled this immersion

in a calm collected and fucking toppity tip way

IMMERSION: with Michael and Gavin {x}

(Source: michaeljoenes)

xsnapcrackledeathx:

New Immersion intro

Hello today i was literally like sick pukey during my english exam so i couldnt concentrate on anything other than not puking on my desk so i wrote absolute shit and i started crying because im doing a level literature but im going to get like a D at gcse because i was ill