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michaelsgavin:

"We blow each other—"
"Up! Up!"
"We don’t blow each other… only on Fridays."

why did you come before this council today? was it to satisfy your emotional need to rebel? the only emotion i wish to convey is gratitude. thank you, ministers, for your consideration. 

(Source: schntgai)

Hey @JoelHeyman, I think it’s time we release our sex tape to the world. #RTConfessions

(Source: jeffblim)

i will forever remember 0800 106 107 (NOW)

(Source: laracrofts)

(Source: ohgalahad)

missdiddlez:

basebasebasebasebaseknowledge:

oh my god

i just realized DGGeoff stands for “Dexter Grif Geoff”

i literally juST

oH FUCK I DIDNT EVEN FUCKING

no. no it doesn’t.

ive gotten out of bed for the first time in 4 days. i am proud.

estpolis:

people say lmao a lot nowadays but no one says rofl anymore and its weird cause back in the day rofl and lmao used to be interchangeable and if you were a risktaker youd combine them into roflmao but now everyones dropped rofl. its probably for the best but i cant help but be nostalgic.

everybodylovesapianist replied to your post “i finally broke and spoke to bf. he’s just been busy with things so he…”

surely he can fit in one ‘hey’ or a ‘hey i’ve been busy love you’. no one’s THAT busy that they can’t take a few seconds to send a message.

That’s what I’ve told him. He said that he just didn’t have anything particularly interesting to say to me, so he didn’t text. We’ve both agreed to at least sent each other a goodnight text now, even if nothing else, which is good :)

(Source: dilbdo)

apparently I left my shoes at my bfs house and I just received this photo from one of his (drunk) friends???

need to talk?

i don’t know. i just… i haven’t left my bed in three days and i’ve spoken to like 2 people in that time, so i feel kinda isolated and shitty. i’ll be fine though, i’m leaving the house tomorrow i think haha.